I Hate You Billy Bob Thorton

I hate you with the passion of a thousand fiery suns. What were you thinking, you stupid fuck? Do you do every goddamned thing your publicist tells you to do?

“Come on, Billy Bob, your career is lagging and we need some press. Besides, the guy’s a putz and he deserves a shit interview.”

And now you’ve done it. You’ve gone and made Jian Ghomeshi look good. Jian motherfucking Ghomeshi, who couldn’t interview his way out of a wet paper bag. Jian Ghomeshi, who never met an asshole he didn’t figure he could crawl further up. You have taken the most banal, fawning, vanilla, sycophantic, shit-stained celebrity-fellator on the motherfucking planet, and turned him into a sympathetic figure. Jian Ghomeshi now gets quoted in the paper as saying:

Our policy is that we don't allow anybody to tell us what we can and cannot say," said Ghomeshi. "...And I think that does raise interesting questions about ideas around how much journalism is to be controlled, especially when it comes to arts and entertainment and culture, and I think that that's a concern.

and the fucking earth doesn’t open and swallow him with a belch of sulphur and smoke. And why? All because someone told you to be “prickly” with the milquetoast dipshit. So now, instead of being the guy who wouldn’t know a real interview question if it kicked him in the balls, he's the unfortunate victim of your fake-assed headline-seeking outrage. Well fuck you, Billy Bob. Fuck you very much.

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/article/616601